Guy: What's a Blue Ray?
Me: [gives him the speech]
Guy: Oh. [Walks away]
me: [goes back to working]
Guy [to his friend, but loud enough for me to hear it] I love when they have big pretty eyes...and an ass.
Me: [continues working]
Guy: [to his friend] And she's gotta ring on her finger. Someone must love her.
Me: [yup, that's why I married HIM and not YOU. Continues working.]
Guy: I better shut up before Big Jimmy comes after me. I sure do like a woman with a nice shape.
Me: [It's entirely too early for this shit. I'm clearly working. I'm clearly needing to get caffeinated. I'm CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED. Get the hell away from me].
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One word: Ewwww.
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