Monday, February 16, 2009

One from my rookie days: an oldie but a goodie about porn

Patron: [Catches me as I'm walking by the computers] Can you show me how to look up something?
Me: Sure.
Patron: I want to look at videos.
Me: Ok [walks up to computer screen, sees search for PORN]
Patron: I wanna look up videos like that [points to asian women search in Google]
Me: [Just DISGUSTED] You can't look at that here. It's against the library policy [seriously, there is a policy] that the computers be used for that. [Clicks to yahoo.]
Patron: Oh [As I'm walking away.]

DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO HELP YOU FIND PORN?!?!? IN THE LIBRARY?!?!?!?

Oh, little rookie me. That was such a simpler time, when I thought the worst it could get was some guy asking for help to look at Asian porn. Ah, youth.

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